Twilight--David's Initial Response

My partner and I finally saw twilight today, which inspired me to make the following game. I'm going to show you pairs of pictures, and you're going to try to figure out which one is Marlon Brando looking young and sexy, and which is Robert Pattinson. I claim that this is impossible. To make the game harder for me, I picked only pictures off of the first page of Google Images:

Ready?

Here we go:





ANSWER: Actually, Brando's on the right.


Here's an easy one:




ANSWER: There's a trick to this one. I didn't have time to airbrush the cigarette.



Okay, one more:



ANSWER: I don't remember any more which is which in this one. Sorry. But does it really matter?

My partner notes that Pattinson is much skinnier than Brando in each of these pictures, and while I agree, I observe that age will fatten his jowls, but won't do anything to decrease his eyebrows, his pouty lips, his beauty, or his troubled manly gaze.