Did everyone know a new Saw movie is coming out?

"I don't think any other producer in Los Angeles would make a movie whose main character is a serial killer with terminal cancer." - Mark Burg, producer of all 6 Saw movies.

Saw Marathon?

For those of us who still refuse to tolerate a Saw movie, Sam Adams at the Onion's AV club has done it for us and chronicled his reactions in real time. I, for one, am willing to overlook the sentence "I'm going to get that crocheted on something" in order to completely bypass this movie franchise and adopt his responses as my own.

What a productive day!