I am watching Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, the stop motion animation featuring a number of finely needle-felted animals and Burl Ives singing with a banjo. WHAT could be better I ask you?
I'll tell you what would be better. It would be better if the song Ives sings while strumming a banjo actually had a banjo in it.
I submit, for your consideration, exhibit A:
A snowman, clearly strumming a banjo.
Now I submit to you exhibit B: A recording of Ives singing the song, the same recording that appears in the film.
You will note, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that while a banjo appears visually, no banjo can be heard in the song.
Where is the banjo, Ives?!? BANJO PLAYERS OF THE INTERNET WANT TO KNOW. WE DEMAND THE LOST TABS.