I generally think spoiler alerts are funny. I don't really know why. I also at times find anarchy enthusiasts funny. This stems from many things, most particularly my tendency INTENSELY IDENTIFY WITH ANARCHY ENTHUSIASTS.
So generally, I think this post by the local anarchist collective to be the singularly most humorous thing I've seen in days. Nothing ruins a good Die Hard movie night like a stiff dose of politics and an eager desire warn the public about any unexpected fun they might not have.
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I don't get the profanity warning.
"fuck used about 58 times. motherfucker is used two times
shit used about 20 times
d******d is used two times"
Is that "dickhead"? It's "dickhead", isn't it. Is there a racial slur or something I'm missing? What else could make that more offensive than "motherfucker"?
Spoiler alert: Yippee-ki-yay.
I glanced and assumed it was "damned" but now it's SO clear you're right that it's "dickhead."
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Y*****-k*-y** mother fucker!
Also, "Much of the language is used sexually/biologically."
"about" 58? As in, that's an approximate number?
One other theory is that maybe it was supposed to be "g******d" for goddamned...? Which would be the worst because of the blasphemy of it.
Seems logical, but they're pretty commitedly atheist from what I can tell.
You guys are right, of course: damned/goddamned make more sense. But I in my mental constraints expect each asterisk to represent one and only one letter, goddammit!
Anyway. Die Hard really is a Christmas classic.
Time for a Christmas classics post, or a Ho Ho Horror revival.
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